Walk up to me and call me by my former name. Then follow that with "but that is not your name anymore! I heard you got divorced...what happened??? He is such a nice guy!!!"
Don't be surprised when I jam a fork in your forehead you miserable stupid moron!
First of all...I barely know you! What the hell???
Secondly...You have had, WHAT, like two conversations with him in your life? I was married to him for 12 years. I think I know who is more qualified to determine how "nice" he really is.
This is where you can kiss my ass.
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